Thursday, November 22, 2012

Lelucon Facebook : Jam Di Akhirat

Jam Akhirat
Lelucon Facebook : Jam Di Akhirat
 by : Yeriko Irnando Christy

Di depan gerbang surga, banyak manusia yg mengantri untuk diadili oleh Tuhan.

Sambil mengantri, manusia itu takjub melihat di tembok gerbang surga terdapat JAM dan label negara-negara di dunia.
  


Tapi ada yg aneh dari jam tersebut, setiap negara mempunyai kecepatan putaran yg berbeda dengan jam negara lainnya.

Melihat hal yg unik itu, salah seorang dari mereka bertanya.
Orang Filipina : "Malaikat

, kenapa tuh kok jamnya beda-beda muternya?"
Malaikat : "Oh, kecepatan putaran itu berdsrkan tingkat korupsi negara anda, semakin cepat berarti semakin besar tingkat korupsi di negara anda."
Orang Filipina : "Ooohhh begitu... (sambil berbisik ke yg lain) emang bener kata orang, si Estrada korupnya gila-gilaan.. Tuh jam jadi bukti.."
Orang Thailad : "Wah brengsek! Ternyata Somchai Wongsawat juga korupsi! Pantes negara gue miskin!!"
Orang Singapura : "Hahahah jam negara gw Slow bgt tuh.. Kebukti negara gw bersih dari yg namanya korupsi..."
Orang Indonesia : (melihat sekeliling, ga menemukan jam negaranya).
Lalu dia pun bertanya, "Malaikat, kenapa jam negara saya ga adaaaa ??"
Malaikat : "Maaf, anda dari negara mana?"
Orang Indonesia : "Indonesia!"

Malaikat : "Sebelumnya saya minta maaf atas ketidaksopanan ini... Coba lihat kesana... Jam negara Anda kami pakai sebagai kipas angin..."

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